Reviews

R500415A.  Christmas-Eve and Easter-Day.

The Critic, 15 April 1850, pp. 193–194.

As reprinted in The Brownings’ Correspondence, 16, 369–370.

Mr. Browning is a poet. Spite of an affectation of whimsicality in expression, which he unfortunately mistakes for the originality of genius, there is poetry of thought in everything he writes. Therefore is he read and admired, notwithstanding his own efforts to disfigure himself.

The fault we complain of, is not at all mended, but rather exaggerated in this his latest adventure. We had hoped that the taste of his wife (he married Miss Barrett) would have detected and amended his faults, even although they are of the same kind as her own, for we can all see our own faults, in others, if we cannot discern them in ourselves. But in this we are disappointed. This new volume is, if possible, more marred by conceits than any of its predecessors.

We cannot quite understand the idea of this poem: what is it designed to teach or to illustrate? We suspect Mr. Browning himself could not tell us. It is the story of a dream on Christmas-eve, in which he is carried to Rome, and upon this is hung a series of disquisitions on religious and philosophical topics, more or less mystically expressed, and leading to no intelligible conclusion. We do not like the sermonizing, and the sentiments are sometimes questionable; but there is a great deal of poetry scattered over the pages, which in itself is worth reading, and would be improved by severance from its context. It is neither serious nor comic, but a sort of mixture of both, that gives it the appearance of burlesque, and, probably, it was intended as a sort of Hudibrastic satire. It is in this manner that he describes

 

a methodist meeting.

 

Accordingly, as a shoemaker’s lad

With wizened face in want of soap,

And wet apron wound round his waist like a rope,

After stopping outside, for his cough was bad,

To get the fit over, poor gentle creature,

And so avoid disturbing the preacher,

Passed in, I set my elbow spikewise

At the shutting door, and entered likewise,—

Received the hinge’s accustomed greeting,

Crossed the threshold’s magic pentacle,

And found myself in full conventicle,

—To wit, in Zion Chapel Meeting,

On the Christmas-Eve of ’Forty-nine,

Which, calling its flock to their special clover,

Found them assembled and one sheep over,

Whose lot, as the weather pleased, was mine.

 

I very soon had enough of it.

The hot smell and the human noises,

And my neighbour’s coat, the greasy cuff of it,

Were a pebble-stone that a child’s hand poises,

Compared with the pig-of-lead-like pressure

Of the preaching-man’s immense stupidity,

As he poured his doctrine forth, full measure,

To meet his audience’s avidity,

You needed not the wit of the Sybil

To guess the cause of it all, in a twinkling—

No sooner had our friend an inkling

Of treasure hid in the Holy Bible,

Whenever it was the thought first struck him

How Death, at unawares, might duck him

Deeper than the grave, and quench

The gin-shop’s light in Hell’s grim drench)

Than he handled it so, in fine irreverence,

As to hug the Book of books to pieces:

And, a patchwork of chapters and texts in severance,

Not improved by the private dog’s-ears and creases,

Having clothed his own soul with, he’d fain see equipt yours,—

So tossed you again your Holy Scriptures.

And you picked them up, in a sense, no doubt:

Nay, but a single face of my neighbours

Appeared to suspect that the preacher’s labours

Were help which the world could be saved without,

’Tis odds but I had borne in quiet

A qualm or two at my spiritual diet;

Or, who can tell? had even mustered

 

Somewhat to urge in behalf of the sermon:

But the flock sate on, divinely flustered,

Sniffling, methought, its dew of Hermon,

With such content in every snuffle,

As the devil inside us loves to ruffle.

My old fat woman purred with pleasure,

And thumb round thumb went twirling faster,

While she, to his periods keeping measure,

Maternally devoured the pastor.

The man with the handkerchief, untied it,

Showed us a horrible wen inside it,

Gave his eyelids yet another screwing,

And rocked himself as the woman was doing.

The shoemaker’s lad, discreetly choking,

Kept down his cough. ’Twas too provoking!

My gorge rose at the nonsense and stuff of it,

And saying, like Eve when she plucked the apple,

“I wanted a taste, and now there’s enough of it,”

I flung out of the little chapel.

 

Now, to contrast this comedy, is a dash of poetry:—

 

There was a lull in the rain, a lull

In the wind too; the moon was risen,

And would have shone out pure and full,

But for the ramparted cloud-prison,

Block on block built up in the west,

For what purpose the wind knows best,

Who changes his mind continually.

And the empty other half of the sky

Seemed in its silence as if it knew

What, any moment, might look through

A chance-gap in that fortress massy:—

Through its fissures you got hints

Of the flying moon, by the shifting tints,

Now, a dull lion-colour, now, brassy

Burning to yellow, and whitest yellow,

Like furnace-smoke just ere the flames bellow,

All a-simmer with intense strain

To let her through,—then blank again,

At the hope of her appearance failing.

Just by the chapel, a break in the railing

Shows a narrow path directly across;

’Tis ever dry walking there, on the moss—

Besides, you go gently all the way uphill:

I stooped under and soon felt better:

My head grew light, my limbs more supple,

As I walked on, glad to have slipt the fetter;

My mind was full of the scene I had left,

That placid flock, that pastor vociferant,

—How this outside was pure and different!

In his dream he sees a vision of

 

st. peter’s at rome.

 

What is it, yon building,

Ablaze in front, all paint and gilding,

With marble for brick, and stones of price

For garniture of the edifice?

Now I see: it is no dream:

It stands there and it does not seem;

For ever, in pictures, thus it looks,

And thus I have read of it in books, [p. 194→]

Often in England, leagues away,

And wondered how those fountains play,

Growing up eternally

Each to a musical water-tree,

Whose blossoms drop, a glittering boon,

Before my eyes, in the light of the moon,

To the granite lavers underneath.

Liar and dreamer in your teeth!

I, the sinner that speak to you,

Was in Rome this night, and stood, and knew

Both this and more! For see, for see,

The dark is rent, mine eye is free

To pierce the crust of the outer wall,

And I view inside, and all there, all,

As the swarming hollow of a hive,

The whole Basilica alive!

Men in the chancel, body, and nave,

Men on the pillars’ architrave,

Men on the statues, men on the tombs

With popes and kings in their porphyry wombs,

All famishing in expectation

Of the main-altar’s consummation.

For see, for see, the rapturous moment

Approaches, and earth’s best endowment

Blends with heaven’s: the taper-fires

Pant up, the winding brazen spires

Heave loftier yet the baldachin;

The incense-gaspings, long kept in,

Suspire in clouds; the organ blatant

Holds his breath and grovels latent,

As if God’s hushing finger grazed him,

(Like Behemoth when He praised him)

At the silver bell’s shrill tinkling,

Quick cold drops of terror sprinkling

On the sudden pavement strewed

With faces of the multitude.

Earth breaks up, time drops away,

In flows heaven, with its new day

Of endless life, when He who trod,

Very Man and very God,

This earth in weakness, shame and pain,

Dying the death whose signs remain

Up yonder on the accursed tree,—

Shall come again, no more to be

Of captivity the thrall,

But the one God, all in all,

King of kings, and Lord of lords,

As His servant John received the words,

“I died, and live for evermore!”

 

These extracts will convey some idea of the style of this strange poem, whose excellences and faults are so mingled, that the critic is bound to dispense an almost equal measure of praise and censure.

Reviewed:

Christmas-Eve & Easter-Day (RB), London: Chapman & Hall, 1850.

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